invasion of the colourful cardboard cows!
Sunday, April 17th, 2005does anyone have any clue why we are seeing colourful cardboard cows creeping up on the open fields all over singapore? i’d really like to know.
anyone?
Archive for April, 2005
defination of the male species
Tuesday, April 5th, 2005Men are like…
- Laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you
- ATM Machines - once they withdraw, they lose interest
- Chocolate Bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips
- Parking Spots - all the good ones are taken & the rest are handicapped
- Commercials - you can’t believe a word they say
- Government Bonds - they take so long to mature
- Mascara - they usually run at the first sight of emotion
- Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while
- Lava Lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright
…and i couldn’t agree more.
disco inferno
Friday, April 1st, 2005
i love it whenever i hit the clubs with my two best girlfriends, Ness and Em. with them around, i can always be assured of letting my hair down and having an outrageously good time. contrary to what most people (i.e the male species) think, we women, don’t go to clubs just to get picked up and go home with some random guy. okay scratch that, i shall speak solely for the three of us. 
why is it so hard for men to believe that when we hit the clubs, it’s merely to enjoy ourselves and have a good time on the dance floor just amongst us girls? okay i’m not denying the attention we get is flattering but seriously, whether or not the men pay any attention to us, we really couldn’t care less and that’s the basic truth.
men assume [and i know this for a fact due to numerous conversations with my male friends] that when women enter the clubs in their provocative outfits, they’re definately giving out the "wanna get laid" aura! their retort is, as long as plenty of skin is being shown, it means the girl wants to get laid. that may be so for some women, but don’t generalise all females into that catergory. it’s simply degrading. we dress that way because we relish our fine physique; it doesn’t mean we are an ‘easy lay’! the common misconceptions men have on the fairer sex:-
- if a girl dresses provocatively, it means she wants to get laid.
- if she walks provocatively, it means she wants to get laid.
- if she dances provocatively with her girlfriends, it means she wants to get laid.
- if she dances provocatively with you, it means she wants to get laid.
- if she even as much sips her drink in a provocative manner, it means she definitely want to get laid.
NOT TRUE!! sorry guys, don’t mean to disappoint you but our world don’t always revolve around having sex with you. next time you see a chick doing any of the above, please use your head [the one up there and not down south] and think before making any such assumptions about her. if you buy her a drink, don’t assume that it’s an exchange for her number or worse, sexual favours. and if you really, really fancy her, be a real gentleman and treat her like lady.
who knows, you might just get the eight digits from her at the end of the night…
