Blessed are the cracked…
My cousin forwarded the article below to me and I thought as act of generousity (by spreading the stupidity), I shall post it up here for everyone to read and have a good chuckle afterwards. Have an awesome weekend ahead..for I know I will be! Can’t wait for my surprises tomorrow, Bebe! Counting down the seconds till I receive them…
In honour of Stupid People…
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer- "Do not use while sleeping." [but why?? that's the only time I have to work on my hair!]
On a bag of Fritos- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." [the munchies that attracts the shoplifters kind...]
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: Use like regular soap." [so how exactly does one uses regular soap, i wonder..]
On some Swanson frozen dinners- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." [but...it's just a suggestion, right?]
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)- "Do not turn upside down." [oh really, you don't say!!!]
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding- "Product will be hot after heating." [you mean it doesn't freeze up or something?? damnit!]
On packaging for a Rowenta iron- "Do not iron clothes on body." [crap! it would have been a huge time-saver!!]
On Nytol Sleep Aid- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." [no shit, sherlock!]
On most brands of Christmas lights- "For indoor or outdoor use only." [as opposed to what??]
On Sainsbury’s peanuts- "Warning: contains nuts." [gee! talk about a major news flash..]
On an American Airlines packet of nutz- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." [then what happens after that? poop time?]
On a child’s Superman costume- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." [i blame the parents and not the company for this one..]
On a Swedish chainsaw- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." [ohhh, that explains the swedes' small hands and...ermmm non-existent anatomy at their southern regions. finally, the mystery has been concluded!]
"Blessed are the cracked; For it they who let in the light."
