“Footnote for itchy feet’???
The below article was taken from ST a couple days back. See my retorts in purple.
Happy reading!
Ten ways to get over your World Cup hangover:
1. Wear your favourite team jersey to bed for the next 6 months. okay but can I have Cannavaro to bed instead?…and maybe Kaka…and C. Ronaldo…*grins*
2. Rerun the reruns and watch them over and over again. what?? and watch France kick my Brazil out AGAIN???!!!
3. Marry an Italian and talk about Italy’s win for years. yeah but after awhile, their big egos would simple bore me to death. i’ll settle for marrying an Irish instead…*winks*
4. Hang on for the English Premier League (EPL) to start. whatever for?? C. Ronaldo won’t be in it!! crap!!!
5. Watch the S-League if you can’t wait for the EPL. why? is C. Ronaldo playing for the Lions now?
6. Pick up another game to go nuts over - check out your neighbourhood Paper-Boat-In-Drain World Cup. how about getting your partner to ’score’ the most goals…in bed, if you get my drift..
7. Change your name to Klinsmann Tan, Lampard Lim, Schweinsteiger Ong, Park-Ji-Sung Cheong etc so that you can always be reminded of the tournament. Mary Cannavaro? Mary C. Ronaldo? Mary…Wales? yes definitely, the latter! ahahaha
8. Go to Germany, stand in the middle of the road and shout Goaaallll! very loudly. will Cannavaro be there to shout along with me?
9. Buy the World Cup National Anthems DVD box set. and do what with it? play it whilst having sex?? hmmm..not a bad idea, if your partner’s gonna be ’scoring’ goals in bed…
10. Aiyah, just go out and kick a ball, lah. i’m already 1 step ahead of you, dude…i do that everyday!!!
